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Which one of you losers is ready for the opportunity of a lifetime? Your pathetic existence finally has a purpose. I'm offering one lucky, disgusting simp the chance to be my personal bathroom garbage can for one whole week. That's right. For seven days, you will live in a small bin next to my toilet. Your only job is to catch whatever I throw away. Used tissues clogged with my snot, wads of toilet paper soaked in my piss, empty tampon applicators, and the condoms filled with cum from the real men who fuck me. And don't think you'll just be dealing with my mess. My friends come over all the time. You'll get their shitty toilet paper too, all different kinds from their nasty asses. This isn't a glamorous spell; it's a lesson in humility. You'll learn your true place: beneath me, literally handling my garbage. If you think you're worthless enough to deserve this, send me a message. Prove to me why you should be my human trash can for seven days. The filthier your application, the better. Don't waste my time unless you're ready to be treated like the garbage you are.