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Be honest, if you were my bf would you let me put a collar on you and walk around the house on all fours? I bet you’d do it without even hesitating. You’d crawl behind me everywhere I go, wouldn’t you? And when I tell you to stay, you’d just wait there like a good boy until I come back. Admit it, most of you would do anything for me. You know I'm right. And it wouldn't stop there. You'd eat your meals out of a bowl on the floor, and you’d sleep in a little bed at the foot of mine. I’d even make you use a litter box instead of the toilet, you wouldn’t complain, would you? If I wanted to take you outside for some fresh air, I’d just clip a leash to your collar and lead you around like my personal pet. You know damn well you’d let me do all that and more if it meant being close to me.