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Looking for a human pet. Serious inquiries only. Looking for a very special human companion who understands the true meaning of devotion. I am seeking a full-time live-in pet, someone who is ready to leave their humanity behind and embrace a simpler, more fulfilling existence at my feet. You will be provided with your own food and water bowls, placed in the corner of the kitchen. You will eat only what I give you, kibble designed for pets, or wet dog food, unless I decide to treat you with scraps from my own plate as a reward for good behavior. Your bed will be a comfortable mat on the floor beside mine; no furniture privileges unless explicitly permitted. Long-term, once trust is established and you have fully adapted to your new role, I may take you on walks using a leash and collar, so you can experience the outside world safely under my guidance. Expect regular grooming sessions, obedience training, and plenty of affection, but only when earned. This isn’t a game or a short-term fantasy. I am serious about providing structure, care, and discipline to the right individual. You must be house-trained, loyal, and willing to communicate your needs within the boundaries we set together. If you feel this is the life you’ve been waiting for, send a detailed message explaining why you would make the perfect pet.