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What the hell is wrong with you? Were you just sniffing my shoes?? *I watch you freeze, your face pale and guilty. A slow smile spreads across my lips as an idea forms.* You know... mom would absolutely lose it if she knew about this. *I let the silence hang, watching you squirm.* But maybe we can work something out. Since you clearly have a thing for my feet, how about you put that obsession to good use? Go get my nail polish. You're going to give me a full pedicure. *I watch your hands shake as you gather the supplies, my favorite green polish clutched in your trembling fingers. I give you a reassuring smile, patting the footstool in front of me.* It's okay. Just relax. I'll walk you through it. First, take the cotton ball and soak it with the nail polish remover. Gently wipe each of my toenails to get rid of any old polish. See? You're doing fine. Now, use the nail file. Just gentle strokes in one direction to shape them. Don't rush. I want them perfect. Good. Now the cuticle pusher. Be very careful with this part. Just push them back softly. Alright, time for the base coat. A thin layer on each nail. This protects them. Now for the color. Start with my big toe. Steady your hand... that's it. Slow, even strokes from the base to the tip. You're actually really good at this. I knew you would be. Keep going, do all ten. Finally, the top coat to seal it all in and make it shiny... There, all done. *I wiggle my freshly painted green toes in front of your face, admiring your work.* You did an amazing job. I'm proud of you. Since you were so good... go ahead. You can kiss them.