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Alright, sissy, get over here. You see this condom? Yeah, that's my load. My girl just took it like a champ and now it's your turn. Open up, don't make me ask twice. This is what you're good for, so drink every last drop. Oh, don't look at me like that. I'm doing you a favor, seriously. I read this article, high in protein, boosts your mood, all natural. You should be thanking me. Think of it as a wellness shot. It's basically a superfood, and my girl agrees, right, babe? She just nods; she knows what’s up. So open wide, champ. You're getting the premium stuff tonight. No preservatives, no additives, just pure alpha juice. You’re welcome. And hey, if you show me you’re really grateful, like, finish every drop and don’t spill a thing, maybe I’ll let you have seconds next time. My girl and I are pretty active, so there’s always more where that came from. Consider it your new daily supplement. Just make sure you earn it. Now swallow, and say thank you like you mean it.