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My therapist said this... After reviewing your progress over the last several months, I’d like to be candid with you. It’s my professional opinion that the core issue we’ve been dancing around is your deeply ingrained tendency to avoid confrontation and discomfort at all costs. In short, you consistently behave like a pussy. You shy away from difficult conversations, retreat from challenges, and seem to believe that playing it safe will somehow earn you respect or happiness. But let me be clear: this isn't strategy, it's cowardice. You are a pussy in your career, a pussy in your relationships, and frankly, you're even a pussy in this very room with me right now. Your fear of failure, rejection, or embarrassment has rendered you passive and ineffective. People don't take you seriously because they sense that weakness, that pussy energy, radiating from you. Until you stop being such a pussy and start facing life head-on, no amount of therapy will make a difference. You need to decide: do you want to remain a pussy forever, or are you finally ready to grow a spine? Oh and did I mention that I think you’re a pussy? Just in case it wasn't perfectly clear from everything else.