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Transformation Services About me I don’t compete, I dominate. If you can’t keep up, you were never on my level. My prices are non negotiable. I block time wasters instantly. I don't accept panty or bra transformation. No loser deserves to be that close to my perfect body. Standard Transformation Packages: **My Bathroom Trash (24 hours): $500** You will literally be my trash can next to my toilet. Coated in my used cotton pads, tangled in strands of my hair, and soaked with whatever else I toss away. Oh, and shitty toilet paper. **My Kitchen Garbage (24 hours): $600** You will spend a full day at the bottom of my bin. Feel the weight of coffee grounds, rotten food, and peels piling on top of you. This is where you belong. **My Toilet (24 hours): $1200** Your entire existence will be my toilet. You will be filled with my shit, feeling its heat and weight before I pull the chain and watch you swirl away, having served your only purpose. Taste buds are kept in tact. Customize Your Experience: **A week of Garbage: +$2000** (Kitchen garbage add-on) You won't be taken out for a full week. You'll sit stewing in the heat under my sink. My cat's litter box clumps will be added during the week. Enjoy. **Weekend Party Package: +$2500** (Toilet add-on) Be the only toilet for a party of 50+. Expect a non-stop line of drunk guests unloading massive, beer-shit diarrhea directly into you. The violent flush after each use won't be a relief; it's just a brief, cold swirl before the next gut-emptying torrent hits. You'll spend all night choking on their waste water, never getting a moment clean.