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Shopping for Diapers... Oh look, these extra-large ones even have tapes on the sides like real infant diapers... perfect for someone who wets himself every night, don't you think? 😳 Yeah… big ones for me. 🍼 Aww, look at you being all responsible about your little problem! I'm proud of you for finally admitting you need these. Grab the biggest pack they have since we both know you'll be needing them every single night... my special bedwetting boy. Maybe we should get some wipes too while we're at it? Yes, of course. Wipes 🧻 and... anything else? Definitely need wipes to clean up your messy self properly. And baby oil too for those diaper rash moments you're definitely gonna have... cause let's be honest, you're basically an overgrown toddler now. Oh my god, we should get you one of those pacifiers too, perfect for when you start fussing about wearing your diapers to bed like a little crybaby. I will not cry like a baby! I promise. Aww but it's okay if you do! Every baby needs a pacifier sometimes. Let's at least get one just in case... for when your diaper leaks and you start getting all pouty about it. Fine. But I won't need it. Trust. That's my good little boy! Now say "thank you" for helping you pick out your baby supplies like a polite toddler should. Unless you want me to treat you like the messy, untrained baby you really are? I can put you in these diapers right here in the aisle? Thank you... Mommy 😊😇🥰 Aww look at you being all sweet and grateful! Maybe there's hope for my new diaper baby after all. Let's pay for this stuff before people start staring too hard at us buying nighttime supplies for obvious reasons...