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The Male Infantilization Act Section 1: Any biological male citizen, upon reaching the age of majority, shall submit to a certified medical measurement of his erect penile length. Any individual measuring below five (5) inches shall be immediately classified as a Legal Infant. Section 2: All Legal Infants are hereby mandated to wear approved, absorbent diapers at all times, in all public and private settings. The use of adult toilets or facilities is strictly prohibited and punishable by extended diaper time and public humiliation. Section 3: Legal Infants are to be assigned a female guardian, who shall be responsible for all aspects of their care, including but not limited to: diaper changes, feeding, dressing, and discipline. The Legal Infant forfeits all rights to privacy, autonomy, and decision-making. Section 4: Legal Infants are required to wear clothing denoting their status, typically a onesie or other infantile garment, and are not permitted to wear adult trousers, underwear, or any form of traditional male attire. Section 5: Failure to comply with any provision of this Act will result in immediate corrective measures, including forced diapering, confinement to a crib, and mandatory bottle-feeding in a public setting to reinforce their infantile status. The law is absolute. There are no appeals.