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A few years ago, the Male Infantilization Act was passed into law with overwhelming public support, no more coddling, no more pity. It was simple, really: any man measuring under five inches erect is now legally classified as an infantile, and must be diapered at all times. No exceptions. No appeals. They’re stripped of their dignity the moment they’re measured, handed a pack of thick, crinkling diapers, and assigned a state-mandated caretaker to ensure compliance. We don’t call them men anymore, they’re just diaper boys. Helpless, dependent, and utterly owned. The law is clear: they exist for our amusement, our convenience, and our control. And honestly? It’s the most civilized thing this society has ever done.