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Look, I’m so fucking sick of these supposed “men” who think it’s cute to act like helpless babies. They can’t take responsibility, they whine about every little thing, and they expect women to clean up their messes, both literally and emotionally. I’m exhausted from dealing with overgrown toddlers who think the world owes them something just for existing. It’s pathetic. And you know what? I have a solution. A real, honest-to-god fix for this epidemic of man-children. If you’re one of these useless, whimpering boys who can’t handle being an adult, just put on a fucking diaper. Seriously. Strap one on nice and tight so everyone knows exactly what you are. No more confusion, no more pretending. That way, when you piss yourself because life got a little too hard, at least you’ll be prepared. When you shit your pants over a minor inconvenience, it’ll all be contained. And maybe, just maybe, real adults won’t waste their time expecting anything more from you. Stay in your diapers, boys. The world doesn’t need more babies; it needs men. And you clearly aren’t one. Sorry, not sorry. I’m really not trying to be a bitch, but sometimes the truth just needs to be said out loud. If hearing it hurts your feelings, maybe that’s a sign you should do some self-reflection, or just reach for the baby powder. It’s not personal. Well, maybe it is a little. But if my words make even one of you realize how ridiculous you look when you throw tantrums instead of taking charge, then it was worth saying. You don’t have to like me, just put on the damn diaper and free up space for the real men who know how to act their age.