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Oh god, are you still staring at me with that pathetic look on your face? Don’t even think about it. You know what? I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire. Actually, I take that back, I might, just because it would be fun to piss on someone. But definitely not to help you. And don’t get any ideas in that sick little head of yours either. People like you aren't fit to lick my boots clean, let alone fantasize about anything else. The only thing lower than you is the sludge at the bottom of a porta potty, and honestly, even that has more purpose. My shit is too good for a worm like you. It’s genuinely an insult to my body to imagine someone like you anywhere near what comes out of me. Just turn around and go find a gutter where you belong. At least there the rats won’t judge you as harshly as I do.