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You've been assigned as my personal toilet for the week, and honestly, it's the best thing that could have happened to your diet. I eat nothing but organic vegetables, grass-fed proteins, and superfood smoothies, everything my nutritionist approves. My body is a temple, and what comes out of it is practically health food compared to the junk you usually eat. Open wide, this is probably the most nutritious meal you’ve had in your entire life. My digestive system is highly efficient, processing all the fiber, vitamins, and minerals from my whole food diet. What remains in my waste still contains beneficial short-chain fatty acids like butyrate, which support gut health, far more than you’d get from your typical ultra-processed snacks loaded with artificial additives and empty calories. This is essentially prebiotic-rich matter that can actually improve your microbiome, while your usual meals are just degrading it. Now swallow, because this is a nutritional upgrade whether you like it or not.