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It's so messed up having a human toilet fetish. I was at the coffee shop today and this gorgeous woman walked in, and instead of imagining her naked or what it would be like to have her in bed, all I could think about was how her shit would taste. I wondered what she ate for breakfast, if her diet made it bitter or sweet, and what it would feel like warm and soft on my tongue. It's disgusting, I know, but it makes my cock so hard just thinking about it. I can't stop picturing her on the toilet, groaning softly as she pushes it out just for me. Would she be shy about it, or would she make eye contact while I swallow every last bit? I bet she eats healthy, maybe lots of greens, so it would have that earthy taste I love. Fuck, just the thought of her looking down at me, watching me savor it, is enough to make me throb. It’s so wrong, but it feels so right. #fml, #human toilet slave, #loser